YOUR SHOES SUCK, YOUR SWAG IS LACKLUSTER, AND YOUR DICK GAME IS WEAK; THINE TRESSPASSES SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED [ERADICATES YOU WITH A BEAM OF MOONLIGHT]
PENIS STRANGE, PENIS INEFFABLE
PENIS ESOTERIC, PENIS INEXPRESSIBLE
PENIS IN THEORY, PENIS CTHONIC
PENIS RECURSIVE, PENIS NEO-PLATONIC
I don’t know what audio I was imagining but it was not that.
andreablog2-deactivated20220425:
juuliaroberts
this is awkward but they sent me here to maim you
waterjugs
250m:
U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right
this is the funniest thing in the entire world